*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*deep sigh*
*screams*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*deep breath*
*Calls friend* “read this book”
- my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
- me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: gets in the shower
- me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
"I think I’m just breathing, that’s all. And there’s a difference between breathing and being alive."
John Boyne, The Absolutist (via mellowblaze)
"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard."
A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (via mujibb)
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary
I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something.
